"There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse.
And they all lived together in a little crooked house."
- famous nursery rhyme inspired by Leslie
Another famous portrait by van Dyck, circa 1637-8. Charles I wasn't a tall man, and he liked his portraits to exaggerate his size. You'll note the armor he wears stretches his legs into a very tall man!