hehehe

LOL! you are so evil! (snicker)!!

~Lizzie

— bttrfly29     Wed, 11/11/2009 - 10:11am

I can't give you a page # because it's on kindle...but it's soon after Rollo and Felicity arrive at his home and Jamie shows up.

V. you've done the UNTHINKABLE. You've named a bad guy "Jamie".

And didn't you read the fine print in the Romance Writers Manual? never, EVER use the word "tits". Gawd, next thing you know, you'll be like Monica and have you characters masturbating. What's next?? one of the females will actually get a PERIOD??!! Bad enough that we have to know that she actually has the urge to pee occasionally....

(No, I actually LOVED that Monica had one of 'em mastubating. When a dude is all frustrated and going around for days on end with a stiffy, he's going to relieve himself, n'est pas? She dod it so well.)

I heart the book :-)

— pammerjo     Wed, 11/11/2009 - 4:10pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Y'all are evil! I step out for a few days and come back to THIS! Just for that, I'm putting a masturbating scene in a future book. Harumph.

— veronica     Wed, 11/11/2009 - 8:06pm

No please V, don't torture us with a masterbating scene! ;) You may corrupt my innocent mind!
I have read where a guy has masterbated but Diana G. was the first to make a woman do it. (that I have read) Claire did it lying on the bank by a river in Voyager. (I think it was Voyager)

~Sarah~

— Sarah Hoss     Thu, 11/12/2009 - 4:24am

Oh and V when you give props in your next book say Pam made me do it. LOL! I dare ya.

~Lizzie

— bttrfly29     Thu, 11/12/2009 - 9:34am

teasing here, too. who doesn't like masturbation??? it's better than bacon chcolate.

I was just joshin' our V. In Romance novels, everyone smells good, has nice teeth, bathes regularly, no one farts, ladies legs are always smooth despite there being no means of shaving or waxing them (which they didn't do anyway). There's no mention that men were not circumsized (sorry - there SHOULD be...hoods are WAY fun). Men always smell like leather, horses, and something called "healthy male". (My son is a healthy male. But after two hours of drum practice? Not smelling so good. In fact, RIPE.) Ladies smell of heather, something involving roses and fresh air. I guess if you wrote "You fucking REEK" you wouldn't sell many books.

Do you know that in medieval england, the preferred sexual position among whores was from behind, not only for ease of entry, but because patrons and whores alike were generally pretty disgusting and you could at least avoid bad breath/rotting teeth this way. true story. upper classes frequently did it this way too, as they were not much better. Men frequently smeared themselves with grease and then were sewn into their clothing for the winter, not to be removed until spring. We had a dude in SCA who did this just to see what it would be like - he worked outside construction normally so it didn't seem like it would be a big deal but his co-workers finally said "look, bathe or get off the site" lololol

— pammerjo     Thu, 11/12/2009 - 10:45am

Pam! I love it!!! OMG...sewing themselves into their clothes. Ack!!

Jude Deveraux's THE TAMING has a more realistic hero, with lice, mistresses, etc. It was *awesome*. Kathy recommended it wayyy back when on the Forums.

— veronica     Fri, 11/13/2009 - 10:54am

i like some of jude. I shall download it if it's on kindle. Honestly you guys, I don't think I'll ever read an actual book again. I love this thing.

— pammerjo     Fri, 11/13/2009 - 1:41pm

HOO-HOO?!?!?!? *HA* *HA*!!

— veronica     Mon, 11/16/2009 - 10:05pm

sarah said "nipples". (pam, snickering like an 11 year old girl)

— pammerjo     Thu, 11/19/2009 - 6:47am

It was very hard to write "nipples". !!!!!!!

~Sarah~

— Sarah Hoss     Thu, 11/19/2009 - 12:49pm

hi Gayle! yes...yes we do. Can you take it?? lololol If so, jump right in.

i'm 46 years old, been around the block a few times, and yet, writing my first sex scene, you'd think I was a 12 year old about to get her first period. I had a terrible case of "MY MOTHER WILL READ THIS" syndrome, and writing "cock" was so hard (pardon the pun) that i had to close my eyes when i typed it. lol. I'm currently editing the first draft of Sarah's first novel, so every time she says something naughty, I'm compelled to tease.

As for Veronica usuing "tits"....well...there's just no excuse. She's just being contrary, I think, breaking the Romance code of acceptable euphanisms. "lush rosy mounds", "taut cherry buds" "delectible nubs"....but NEVER EVER ......... tits. HAHAHAHAH
(and yes - she knows I'm kidding! - I hope!)

— pammerjo     Fri, 11/20/2009 - 9:07am

pfffft. you still said "tits". (but - ok...bad guy...point taken.)

perky nipples. there. I wrote it.

— pammerjo     Fri, 11/20/2009 - 9:53am

Here's the next best thing, Sarah: http://www.fromoldbooks.org/Grose-VulgarTongue/a/

— veronica     Fri, 11/20/2009 - 7:43pm

HA! It came about *here*--remember?! I did a poll about it, and everyone requested a sex-on-horseback scene. See how compliant I am?! Other than that, it was years of riding and a *very* active imagination. :) On a funny and not unrelated note, this tool called Google Analytics tells me how much web traffic I get and from where, and I swear, one of the most popular ways people find my web site is from Google searches on "sex on horseback." LOL!!!

— veronica     Sat, 11/21/2009 - 8:19am

Too funny, who would have thought!? Thanks for the site V, I will deffinately check it out. I have only been home for a little while,we stayed with friend for the weekend and went deer hunting. (No, we didn't get anything.) Now we are heaidng out to put Christmas lights up outside. It is a beautiful day here.

~Sarah~

— Sarah Hoss     Sun, 11/22/2009 - 12:01pm

By the by I loved 'Lord' V. I was angry, frustrated as all get out, I cried!! I absolutely adore it. I can't wait to read it again. LOL Very visual imagery too. Thank you.

Gayle

— Gayle Lee     Fri, 12/04/2009 - 10:13pm

You are most welcome, dear lady!!

Gayle

— Gayle Lee     Sat, 01/02/2010 - 11:03pm